If we’re going to live together forever, you and I, we’re going to have to establish some ground rules. Mmmm-K?
1) I have YOU, you do not have ME.
2) As much as you try and discourage me from staying active with your pain inducing tactics, I am not going to stop.
3) You can suck my energy dry, but you can’t take my fight and I will persevere.
4) This is not a sprint, it’s a marathon and I will kick your butt in mile 26.
5) Stay away from my kids.
While we will never learn to like one another, we can play nice if you acknowledge from the get-go that I am the boss. Capice?